Canada D'eh! Try Canada rip off! We loved the beach thouugh...

We were informed by the very definition of sexiness itself Mr Simon Phan (of MOG = Ministry of Gymnasium fame) of the Canada day party that was being held at Fu Long beach on Saturday 25th...it sounded good, beers, barby, beach...so I went with Anthony, Michiyo and Swan (mikael). It was well expensive to get in...a rip off to tell the truth, however it was the beach that saved the day...we (me, michiyo and anthony) went nuts trying to catch crabs...Anthony was zee don of crab fishing, he even caught one that was hugging two eggs, it even started blowing bubbles!! I really sucked at it as my crabs kept escaping and frankly i did not have the melons to pick one up with my hands...knowing my luck they would have snipped them off!

We (michiyo and I) also saw Simon and his 'model' friends...hot stuff...I am of course referring to topless simon not hot hot hot female friends he was with...hahahaha...

After heading back to the 'party' inside for some food, a group called The Incriminators or something like that came onto the stage and commented "due to an American mistake in Afghanistan, four Canadian soldiers died...this song is for them..." Anthony and I were like "OHHHHHH MANNNNNNN!!!" Lets say there were more than the odd one or two Americans at this party!

Upon reaching Taipei city Michiyo went home and I headed to Anthony's for a smirnoff Ice. When I took my shoes off...man...the smell that came from it...DISGUSTING! I ended up stinking anthony's flat and also a pair of his flip flops...sorry bruv! He probably had to burn them in the end! I think I had way too much sea water in it...man...I will never forget that foul smell!

So in conclusion a tiring but very worth while day...rip off price but the beach was dope...did I just use the word dope!? oh dear...