The trials and tribulations of Albert's hair-do...
So whats this you ask me!? whats so friggin important about some ABC's haircut!!?? well...for many a month I was stroking that non-cut, finely tuned, finely washed, fine smelling...ok I didnt actually smell it...ok I did maybe a couple of times, hahaha...hair like a cat. infact I was not the only one, kaori did stroking too! Of his hair for those sickos out there who read more into it!!!
*MIAOW* (sound I used to make when stroking alberts hair).
anyways well I heard alby has finally got it cut...ok where did the Big C take you to have it cut? I hope it was not Yellow Ted!?
I hope you have not cut it too short man, I thought that whole dishevelled look suited you quite well, hahaha.
well people I have left some pictures of the process of albert whilst in the salon on that 'special' day, wish I coulda been there to laugh at you in person bruv!!~~
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some how i knew you werent gonna keep those photos to yourself! dont make me disseminate our "special" photos all over the internet! haha, just kidding...
i went to update2 to get my top trimmed (which i hope isnt some sort of strange sexual euphemism in the UK). wasnt too bad, except i think the gay barber took a liking to me. at least i got 30% off! haha. the cut is pretty good and so was the 10 minute head massage i got when they shampooed my hair. you dont get that sort of service in new jersey! im satisfied with it, but you should have seen that guy go at my hair. it took him thirty minutes of meticulous snipping and i dont know what he was doing sticking all those clips in my hair. i was so pretty! well, itll probably grow back by the time you get back here!
disseminate all you like baby~~...
hahaha.
update2...wheres that!? xi men? hmmm...and whats this about 30% off...I want 30% off!
soooo...did ya give him your number!? hahaha..oh dear...UNLUCKY stan was not there with his surfer chain on...(to stan: JOKE JOKE~~)... we'll leave it there shall we!?
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