Taiwan has MACHINE WASHABLE SWEATERS and FOUR WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLES...HAHAHA...

"My love is clearly still here..." oh my darling stephanie I feel your pain my dear~~~.

First of all in case I forget (believe me its possible in Taiwan) or do not have time to update this wonderful blog, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE~~~~~~!!!! I hope you all have a great one and do not get too fat and drunk on all the fine food and drink everyone will be having! We, well Albert and I took pictures wearing the extra SPECIAL 7-11 Father Christmas hats they are currently sporting in all good reputable 7-11s across Taiwan! For all those running out to buy one, you CANNOT buy them and no I will not tell you how I got my grubby little mitts on them!

*AHEM* Well last Saturday consisted of going to see Stan whup ass at the chinese/Taiwanese speech contest at Eslite bookstore. The competition was fierce, aggressive and a little loopy in the head e.g. the woman in the poncho whose friend sprayed water at her (see I dunno either!?). However StanDALF made it through fine by telling the 'amazing' saga that is and was his friendship with Albert (Alby) kinda makes me jealous! For his efforts he was awarded a non-tax free money prize and a huge bouquet of flowers...wonder which one he wanted more!?
Inbetween waiting for Stan, me, Alby and Mr froggy Cider (Anthony) went to this random 'high class' coffee shop where we had wierd coffee/tea. I say wierd cause it was served in interesting cups and other equipment, not equipment thats a bad word....uhm dang my English has really gone down hill!

SUNDAY...one of the most relaxing and 'out of it' days of my life, the day was good and is one I will NEVER forget. I guess that day reestablished my belief in somethings that I thought I had lost forever...

Most of this week has been spent studying as we seem to be picking up the pace in class. In fact on Wednesday I went to bed at 8.30pm! man...however I did manage to escape to Sih Ling with Anthony for a much needed steak and a quick drink at English life....oh dear~~ that place really does not work. Its huge and well....far too bling for Sih Ling! Anthony tried to return his damaged jade ring to the well dodgy but nice guy but he would not take it. Damn it! Anthony bruv don't worry bout it ok? Too much belief in such things is not good for you!

Oh yes! We have new class mates in our class:

Jonny; cool guy who from what I believe enjoys playing pool, video games and is very experienced in the art of "massaging" in China.

Lewis from Dominican republic is a chilled out guy, the only thing I know about him is that he once had a Japanese girl friend...hahahha.

Simon from Aus is a large bloke and he was even on PAPA ZHOW on Channel V where he ate some hot chilli...well done mate!

ZEE from the u.s. is the least I know about. He is twenty two and he has a law degree, which according to Alby is well...amazing! That means he went to college at 13 yrs! dang...

Well my good friend and bruv Anthony decided to stay up for over half the night to create a work of 'art'. For the full story behined this 'genius' check out his blog http://alboober.blogspot.com/. I thought it was pretty funny but I am not sure how everyone else took it, hahahhaha. I personally think Jennifer's caption is pretty funny...but Michiyo is SOOOOOO CUTE~~~~~ AWWWWW MY DARLING~~~~~