Our last day of term, a lesbian bar....and Anthony, stop drinking!

Darlings~~~ I am currently in a very humid Tai Chung where things seem to be alot more Shiang Sha when compared to Taipei. I will be leaving to go back to Taipei this Saturday, for now I am just happily hanging around here.

We had our the last day of school on Tuesday. The afternoon consisted of going to Xi Men where we spent hours watching Crystal playing on the DDR (?) which is a dancing game where you bounce around on a machine to a beat. Albert was well impressed. We all went to Room 45 bar that evening to celebrate the end of term...well most of us made it there. CHAD however did not and we were massly dissappointed as he is leaving us, BRUV chad darling what happened??? At least MICHIYO was there~~~~AWWWWWWWW...
Well I thoroughly embarrised Big daddy (Stan) at room 45 as I kept quoting random LOTR lines at him and his first instinct was to not only reply but also to give a whole speech in character. Bruv you have problems.....AND I LIKE THAT! After all this time I have finally found a LOTR buddy in Taiwan, no more lonely nights for me~~~.

In regards to the lesbian bar....first of all I have nothing at all against lesbians, if thats their thing cool. However me, Anthony and Albert have been going to one unbeknownst (uhm is that a word?) to us. Albert made the acute observation when he noticed many a unwomanly female wandering around and pointed this out to us. DAMN IT! Just as we have found a nice local pub in Xi Men where we can have a quiet drink and even gtet discount it turns out to be lesbian! ahhhh well....can't win em all eh!?

Anthony (mr lurrveeee) has been drinking non stop since last last friday, well he reckons he had a day off last thursday as he cannot remember drinking that day and he did not turn up for class. I personally think he is lying as he was probably drunk that day and secretly downed 5 smirnoff ices in his bathroom to stay sane. ANTHONY, STOP DRINKING! By the way mate what you doing this Saturday night? Me and Mr pimp (Albert) going out for drinks at the usual place (wink wink!)

By the way Big Bruv I am gonna put some BAD photos of you on here!
I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU AND THE PHOTOS YOU HAVE OF ME!!!! hahahahhaha.

Well I gotta roll now, my nephew needs to sleep as he has a test tomorrow, good night Chen teacher, Michiyo, Albert, Derek, Linda (why you not respond to my text?), Kaori (why you not respond to my txt?), Jennifer, Jennifer (canadian), Anthony, Chad...my friends back home, my family in Taiwan and Malaysia, mummy and daddy and Brother Hung and Jei Jei Lucy....I miss you and love you all xxxx.

David in random bar in Xi Men.

Anthony talking to his friend online...it was frickin 4.30 am! I finished all the Dhoritos that were on the table by the way!

David and Shirley at Eden Lounge Bar.

You suddenly turned and told me David is a beautiful name...

Well fellow Earthians it has been a really trippy week...MICHIYO is back though!!!!! to tell the truth I blame the trippy week all on last weekend and ANTHONY. Last Saturday we headed to the very exciting Sih Ling night market and we were abandoned as Linda and her fellow male followers did not turn up! HAHAHAHA...So it was just me and Anthony enjoying the various delights of the food there i.e. dodgy steak. From there we went around the market, well ANTHONY played on many a toy machine but had no luck. Somehow we ended up down some seedy alley where I convinced DAH GAH that jade rings were cool and that he should get one. After random bargaining we headed to a bar called ENGLISH LIFE, where we had a smirnoff Ice (what else is there to drink right!?) and listened to Blue...hahahahha...I KNOW! How much more random can my life get in Taiwan right? Whist in there I finally convinced Anthony to go back and get the ring which he did for a great price..."hey man nice ring!" (sorry in joke with me and Anthony).
From sih ling we headed to zhongshiao dunhua where I bought this random BXH model i have been craving for for ages...then to Anthonys flat for another round of smirnoffs and we ended up staying up till 6am talking.

Saturday involved KTV and no KYLA yipppeee!!! (she is sitting next to me I LUV YA HUNNY) I met anthonys friend Henry who is a cool fellow bbc bruv and he also supports arsenal! Hung would love this guy. From ktv we headed to Eden lounge bar where Henrys friend Smith another random cool chilled guy had a table. A couple of scotch and cokes later i headed home to the comfort of my bed NICE!

The rest of the week was well trippy...days passed so randomly I do not even remember them. I dunno what happened...not enough sleep probs

OH YES! me and anthony have been obsessing about the matisse advert with jackie cheung and finally we get it...HOW GIOW BUH JEN LAH! However if anyone can shed any light on why that guy pulls out this random broken glass from his jacket please put me out of my misery and email me!

By the way my internet is down so if I have not emailed anyone forgive me pls!!!

Michiyo and Anthony in class..."oh my god, is that only a 98%" - Anthony.

Yeah! you just try and make us study some more Chinese!

Exam time in class (how exciting!)

The more that I see of the world, the more I am dissatisfied with it...

so there I was looking at this random exam paper written by a Chinese high school student when the following line came up in their essay...

"for example don't criticize your friends about their clothes or talent because that will break their heart just like calling someone 'black people.'

Now what do you think went through my mind after reading that huh? hmmm....this world man... at times it really hurts my head.

David and Anthony at Inhouse...man I love that place.

Michiyo returns....the first semester is ending.

Well my favourite Japanese girl in the whole world has returned to our shores, I fell to my knees in joy when I saw her! awwwwww isn't she a cutie~~~~ MICHIYO~~~~

The first semester of my mandarin classes is ending and I have mixed feelings about it all. I have certainly learnt so much in these past three months...I just feel wierd though. It feels like time is really catching me up and well...

...I guess I just miss my parents, my friends and most of all my sister and brother Hung. Man...time really is passing so quickly, three months gone in a flash. I was at Inhouse last weekend with my lil star Kyla and Anthony and I remember saying to Kyles that it had been 3 weeks since I last saw her. Her response was uhhhh...it has been more like 5 weeks. Dang.....

We are currently in the process of choosing classes for next semester, I think I am really lucky in that most of my class mates are staying on so we are all gonna be in the same class. I really love my class mates man, and to tell the truth I think I am seriously gonna blub when I finally have to leave them. Sometimes I look at myself and the way I am in Taiwan and think man...I have really changed when compared to what I was like four months ago. During my time at RSA I was like a ghost, it was as though I felt I had gone through too much pain last year so for that time I crawled into my own shell and spoke to noone. I am thankful that I regained my bruv Jason and grew close to my no 1 mei mei Monica though. The negative side of that now is that I cannot EVER shutup in class and whenever I am out and about I must be soooo unbelievably annoying to my friends, life seems to be one large joke and a bit too much love goes around at times. For that I ask for some patience and understanding my darlings and lovely Chen teacher. At moments I think why the hell did I say that or do that, however on the other hand I think screw it gotta live man. I am hoping there will be a time where I will find some balance but for now I am still hyper and too much full of hope and love for everything and everyone. Then every once in a while some form of mild depression hits me and lets say it really knocks me off course, after all I am a natural born loner believe it or not!?
I personally blame it all on the amount of caffeine I consume and large amount of chinese pop love music I listen too...Jay Chou you have changed me forever, HAHAHAHAHHA.

In all this time I cannot believe I have never mentioned Stanly AKA Big Daddy S as he likes to be called. Lets say this guy is a bigger Lord of the Rings fan than I am (I know is that possible!?) and we once spent quite some time in Craig's flat making random animal noises together! EXCELLENT.

I am currently in the process of learning the American accent from Albert and Stan however I really suck and well....they are getting really annoyed at my vain attempts. HAHAHAHA!! Don't worry boys I will teach you the REAL English accent!

Field trip to Yin Ge village; Craig, Me, Anthony and Michiyo.